why was the hedge galois?
because it was splitting field!

why do finite extensions of characteristic 0 fields never get blackouts?
they always have a generator!

why was the prime number successful?
because he couldn't be broken down!

why do mathematicians play games on playstation?
because they can't find x-box!

which newspaper do statisticians read?
the gaussian times!

why did the number theorist move into a cave?
so he could learn about his primitive roots!

where do base-16 numbers play fortnite?
on the hex-box!

how do fish read numbers?
they use plaice value!

what's a mongolian mathematician's favourite piecewise function?
the steppe!

which weapon do mathematicians fence with?
napier!

why was the pythagorean theorem a sycophant?
he always assumes that you're right!

why did the improper integral drink so much?
his limits were infinite!

what do number theorists and british teenagers have in common?
they both like prime!

why did the mathematician convert?
he believed in a higher power!

why did the mathematical farmer cut his hedge?
he wanted a field extension!

why wasn't 4 invited to the party?
he was 2 square!

why are both the north pole and the south pole cold?
they're ice-omorphic!

what type of map does santa study?
ho-ho-homomorphisms!

why did the elf buy a calculator?
so he could add some holiday cheer!

what's a mathematician's favourite dance move?
the permutation shuffle!

what's a mathematician's favourite dance move?
the random walk!

what's a mathematician's favourite dance move?
the inductive step!

why did the ruler become a vegan?
he was straight edge!

why was the equals sign holding up the queue?
he couldn't make an order!

why wasn't sin(x)/x in any social groups?
he didn't know how to integrate!

why did the mathematician bake a cake?
he wanted to study fractions!

why does matrix multiplication live in the city centre?
it doesn't like to commute!

where does the galois theorist chop logs?
a splitting field!

why did the mathematician have a headache?
he had a minus infection!

why did the mathematician receive the field medal?
he could add, multiply, and take inverses!

.what did the topologist say while playing poker?
"man, i fold!"

why did the mathematician study complex numbers?
he thought simple numbers were too easy!

why didn't the fraction marry the decimal?
because one of them would have had to convert!

why did the mathematician do trigonometry on holidays?
so he could get a tan!